(#2002-2870) - Topics This Issue: 1) Those Bee Gee lunchboxes explained... 2) Just on my way back to the 20th century... 3) Worst rocks ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 27 Jul 2002 21:26:41 -0700 (PDT) From: David Garcia Subject: Those Bee Gee lunchboxes explained... With regard to: > And tell the truth... you ARE the one flooding > ebay with all those 1978 era Bee Gees > lunchboxes, aren't you? Well, I couldn't resist. As I was passing through 1984, I stopped by Odd Lot liquidators, where they were easily obtained for just twenty-nine cents each... David Garcia, who found that time travel caused his email to be forwarded to his old Prodigy account my mistake (boy was THAT a pain to straighten out...) in Staten Island, NY garcia10303@yahoo.com __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 Jul 2002 23:23:17 -0600 From: "Kay Fleitz" Subject: Re: Just on my way back to the 20th century... lolol Priceless! Thanks, David. Kay *********** >From: David Garcia >Reply-To: words@brothersgibb.com >To: "words List Member" >Subject: Just on my way back to the 20th century... >Date: Sat, 27 Jul 2002 16:09:25 -0700 (PDT) > >Well, I've succeeded. The reason you haven't heard >from me recently is that I have been conducting highly >classified experiments. In fact, I really shouldn't >even be telling you folks this, but as you will see, I >can solve that as well momentarily. > >Ever since human cloning was outlawed by the Bush >administration, I've directed my science foundation to >explore my other focus of interest: time travel. Time >travel has always been limited by the fact that the >speed of light was a constant, but with nanoscopic >laser technology, we've overcome that little problem. >So now, with the help of Doctor Rosenblum and our team >of scientific pioneers, I have succeeded in time >traveling back to the year 1977. Thanks to my >experiments, we no longer have to be bothered with the >troubling issue of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club >Band." > >Upon arriving back in the 20th century, I got in touch >with Dick Ashby, and explained the problem we were >facing. He didn't agree at first, but since I had my >portable DVD player with me, I was able to show him >what a cinematic disaster the "Sgt Pepper" movie >really was. He then knew that we had to act, and act >fast. > >The toughest nut to crack was Robert Stigwood. He >didn't manage Donny Osmond, Michael Jackson, or David >Cassidy, and was very insistent that "his own lads" >star in this film vehicle. However, by showing him >the Cucumber Castle movie (can you believe, he never >saw it before? Incredible!), Dick and I persuaded him >that the "Sgt Pepper" film needed people with proven >acting ability. Soon he was convinced, and the >following year, RSO's "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club >Band" came out, starring Peter Frampton, Michael >Jackson, Donny Osmond and David Cassidy. It still >bombed, but at least the Gibbs weren't adversely >affected. > >My science foundation's front-end financing was >running out, (darn budget cuts!!) so on the way back >to the year 2002, I stopped in the year 1984, and >bought 50,000 Barry Gibb "Now Voyager" CDs. This has >been sufficient to fund our foundation's pursuits -- >as well as pay a nice bonus to Doctor Rosenblum for >his efforts. Plus my eBay rating has gone through the >roof! > >Now, all that remains is to travel back in time later >tonight and change this post, so that none of my >science foundation's secrets are revealed... > > >David Garcia, who doesn't care if he's perceived as an >eccentric time-traveling madman, just as long as it's >sufficiently funny in Staten Island, NY > >garcia10303@yahoo.com > > >__________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better >http://health.yahoo.com >"Words & Music", Fans Of The Brothers Gibb >http://www.brothersgibb.com > >To UN Subscribe or change any of your list options, please go to: >the website listed above. ( http://www.brothersgibb.com ) _________________________________________________________________ Join the world’s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 28 Jul 2002 18:32:48 -0700 From: "O'Connor" Subject: Worst rocks --Apple-Mail-1-207044466 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII; format=flowed <> J.B. Oh yes, terrible and it goes on for hours, no, years, it seems Phyll ---------------- <> That's easy .. Tommy, it's terrible Phyll>> --Apple-Mail-1-207044466 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/enriched; charset=US-ASCII <<<> J.B. FFFF,1499,293EOh yes, terrible and it goes on for hours, no, years, it seems Phyll 0000,0000,0000---------------- <<<> That's easy .. Tommy, it's terrible Phyll>> --Apple-Mail-1-207044466-- ------------------------------ End words@brothersgibb.com Digest [07/28/2002 06:01] ----------------------------------------------------